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tasty bullshit

a food item, generally a concoction of "bullshit" all thrown together that turns out to be surprisingly delectable.
Jesus Tapdancing Fuck Cocks! This pepperoni and peanut butter cereal is some TASTY BULLSHIT!
by bmb1455 December 7, 2022
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big word bullshit

when someone uses big words to make themselves sound more intelligent
Mary: “Subliminal messages appeal to our subconscious mind. It is a process in which external stimuli trigger reactions without us noticing signals”

James: “Thats big word bullshit”
by big brain energy August 13, 2019
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Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
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bullshit

When you take the reno warlock down to 1 HP and they play Reno Jackson and lose the game, before the knife jugler misses 7 jungles.
That Reno Warlock just played his Bullshit card, this game is so Bullshit
by SpoderFatGuy July 30, 2016
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Bullshit

Call of Duty. When you play a game of team death match and a big fat pussy is sniping from the back of the map while you are engaging in a 1v1 with another play and about to destroy him.
(you start shooting your opponent)

"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."

Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
by whatmyname? January 29, 2018
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Konami bullshit

When Konami coding kicks in on pr
I broke 3 pads cause of this Konami bullshit !
by Sheppertonsfinest December 18, 2019
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Bullshit

The concept that you can only love someone once you love yourself
What do you think of the idea that you can only love someone once you love yourself?

It’s bullshit. I hate myself but I still love my mom??
by Shimmermoon01 July 9, 2019
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