Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.
Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.
by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018

by susbutthile November 19, 2022

by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016

The antonym of a bleached butthole.
by toxynoid November 20, 2016

by equiuszahhak December 13, 2024

Sticking it in without knowing it’s a dude and enjoying it ever so slightly and regretting it afterwards but going back for more
by Cbbobb January 9, 2018

Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?
Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.
Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.
by ChloroformShmoroform March 6, 2024
