Beef weasel

Beef weasel is a game where a group of males take turn beating up each other’s penis’ with a meat tenderizer

Yo bro, wanna play beef weasel with the boys!?!?
Hell yeah! I love beef weasel!

by Bert McDingle March 1, 2022

beef coma

The intense fatigue felt following a large or particularly delicious plate of beef product; usually of steak variety though other varieties may induce a coma.

"Oh god, I'm only half way through this 16oz. rare sirloin and it delicious but I feel light headed and may be entering a beef coma."

by Atra December 9, 2013

Pulling the Beef

Slang term for male masturbation.

Past tense: Pulled the Beef.
Future tense: Pull the Beef.
See also: Pulled Beef

Person 1: Did you end up seeing Suzie last night?
Person 2: Nah, I wasn't feeling up to it so stayed home pulling the beef instead.

by josh_mcnosh May 19, 2019

Raisin Beef

When your wife has given birth to multiple children and the vagina looks more like a combination of raisins and dried roast beef. Usually occurs after the age of 30.

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by 13 years and counting March 1, 2014

Beef Pillow

An extremely large carne asada burrito filled so full of beef that you want to rest your head on it.

Dude, this Beef Pillow from Rudy's Taco Shop is muy delicious.

by mcjizzle January 18, 2010

Beef Rocket

A penis.

"Did you nail her?" "Did i not, she so sat on my beef rocket!" "Ha ha, cheap whore!"

by Paulie April 25, 2004

Beef Whiff

The lingering malodorous scent of a meal, usually from combination of meat and strong-scented vegetables (onion, broccoli, brussel sprouts, etc.) and/or other seasonings. The odor is most often detected tends to permeate structures where the meal was prepared (e.g., kitchen, living room, bedroom). The smell can also be detected on a person's clothing or skin.

"My mom made pot roast three days ago and the house STILL has beef whiff."

by DonutKing May 18, 2009