miles ng

a gay person

James: Hey jerry do you wanna come to mine tonight and ill lick your balls
Jerry: no James im not a miles ng like John

by memeyselfandi April 15, 2018

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Miles

A very queer man.

That guy over there must be Miles, look at how gay he is!

by Pandabanker September 17, 2020

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Miles is a nerd, a bit of a geek. He's pretty funny, definitely unique. This is a poem, and here's a critique; what's strong in his mind he lacks in physique. He's fun and he's smart and he's nice and he's cool, but weird and high tempered and kind of a fool. Smart but a dumbass, somehow a fusion; but the good traits and the bad traits are what make Miles human.

Person: "hi mile"
Miles: "hi mile"

by rg30836 April 28, 2021

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Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

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Miles

Shrek daddy sits next to me in class

woah is that shrek daddy

No its just miles

by Soap112 September 29, 2021

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xi and miles

they are the CUTEST couple on the planet, nobody compares to them and you might find them saying cringe things to each other but you are still jealous of the undying love they have for eachother!

“Have you seen those two?”
“Yeah that’s Xi and Miles, they are literally the cutest!”

by Whathedlipdud January 11, 2024

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