blart

a blow up shart ; a blow up shit fart

“what the fuck man, why did you blart all over the walls?!”

by SuperCrunchyCrouton27 January 3, 2021

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ultra blast

To shit with a force that can damn near obliterate the toilet you're sitting on. Usually the climax of trying to desperately find a place to defecate. Ultra blasts can happen in someone's pants, but then they are called "fucking ultra blasts." This phrase is usually shouted or screamed.

"Fuck this line! I need to ultra blast..."
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

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Frosty Blast

When you take a Wendy's frosty float with cherry coke and a Taco Bell baja blast and mix them together.

A: What you do last night bro.

B: Got high as fuck, made a Frosty Blast.

A: Whaaaat!

by Knowledgeable1! November 23, 2009

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biza blast

danny takes ur girl down to east bottom, punches her in the jaw knocking her out, and procedes to fuck her. this is similar to the sticky pharaoh

yo i cant believe that kid biza blasted crystal diaz!

by bizaaa October 28, 2009

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Burg Blast

Burg Blasting is the act of participating in sexual activity while a close friend has passed out nearby. Usually the sleeping individual does not wake up, and thus does not interfere, however that has been known to not always be the case. The passed out friend may or may not urinate on himself, talk in his sleep, or become ill. Tents have been a common place for these acts to occur.

James: Dude, did you hook up with that slam piece last night?
Cody: Hell yeah bro, Ben was passed out in the room too.
James: You Burg Blasting Son of a Bitch!
Cody: yeah dude, smell my finger.

by Das Burglar April 30, 2010

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