Asian grasshopper

When about to have intercourse with a female from behind , just before you proceed you surprise her with a full Nelson and then proceed to have sex so she looks like a grasshopper pinned by its wings.

Jessica liked crazy positions and fought MMA so I showed her a Asian grasshopper.

by The guy under the bridge February 14, 2017

Black Asian

A penor bootysack

You are a black Asian juggler, you nub.

by Poopoocacaheadblackaisan February 17, 2017

Asian buffo

When you were told your whole life that your not Asian, even though you obviously are, and you believe it

Guy: Hey nice you meet you, what part of Asia are you from?

Girl: Asia? What are you talking about I'm Italian as she walks away.
Guy: looks at friend and says wow did you just see that Asian Buffo

by Jjw777 March 3, 2017

asian revenge

What happens when someone messes with the wrong little Asian

Asian revenge coming for you

by Monister April 29, 2016

asian by injection

A non-Asian girl can say she "has Asian" in her from her Asian boyfriend's cum injected in any of her orifices.

Ping Pong came in my mouth and ass, now I'm Asian by injection.

by MyBratsJerk February 15, 2018

asian zinger

spit b dubs zing sauce in someone’s asshole

damn p he gave dat nigga an asian zinger

by Assboy35 September 25, 2021

Asian Canoli

The sexual act of a man having sex with an egg roll and ejaculates inside it.

Did your wife like the Asian Canoli’s I gave her last night?

by Jables36 September 3, 2021