American Greed Vacation

This is the type of vacation that rich people take. They do not go to see the sights of the place they are visiting but to "relax" (except maybe to golf) and spend most of the vacation stuffing their faces with fancy food or drinking gallons of wine and lounging around the hotel or possibly the beach or pool. Generally the kinds of people who go to the same place all the time and have no appreciation for what a real vacation is.

When you go to Hawaii you see a lot of people in the resort areas on American Greed Vacations.

by New English January 10, 2009

american thanksgiving

A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.

I'm doing American Thanksgiving with some American pals tonight.

by bf.kurtons November 25, 2016

american freedom

a land full of guns, mcdonalds, patriots, and hella lot freedom.

*eagle screeches in background*
Guy: yep, that’s American freedom.

by agoddamnfuckingpatriot January 23, 2018

american pipeline

An American pipeline is where a man ejects his man fluids into a condom multiple times until half way full and freezes it. He will then poke little holes into the top of the condom. He will then give it to his lady friend and she will use it as a dildo and the friction of the stroking will warm the sperm until it melts into the pussy and she gets pregnant

Bill: I got a full one in the freezer if your ready for my American pipeline

by Bigdicklilnutsack May 20, 2018

American imperialism

When america plays world police and decides to invade a nation or infiltrate a nation with the intent of replacing the original democratically elected government or to gain wealth/ resources. Usually both

New recruit: “Wait a second why did we go to Afghanistan and protect opium farms after the taliban government started cutting production?”
High ranking official: “Rahhh you know why soldier! It’s American imperialism!!!”
New recruit: “But isn’t heroin bad?”
High ranking official: “NOT IF IT AINT COMING TO THE STATES”

by Shelter_is_a_human_right February 1, 2022

Buccaneer-American

The politically correct term for a pirate.

Brigette: "Johnny Depp is so hot as a pirate!"
Captain Bobby: "Um excuse me, but he is not a pirate. We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."

by buccaneerbob June 15, 2007

Estro-American

A female citizen of the United States of America.

According to recent surveys, Estro-Americans are 75% better at multi-tasking than their male counter-parts.

by Avocadopia January 19, 2009