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African Jew Bear

1) A person whom resides in the Kalahari Desert of Northern Africa who subsides by feasting upon the descendants of Abraham, also known as the Jews. He then will collect their change purses and fashion ceremonial necklaces out of them. He then proceeds to sell the necklaces to white christian children in Ghana.
What happened to Isaac?

He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...

Not another!
by dyb24 January 7, 2011
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African rain dance

The act of inserting a womans hard nipple into a mans pee hole, then the man urinates, making the urine "rain" on her.
My old lady wanted to shower last night, but I talked her into an African rain dance instead.
by Mintberrycrunch91 April 22, 2011
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African American

The "politcaly" correct form of black. Not at all correct though considering black people who were born in America and have never been to Africa nor have family they actually know, are not African-American. Just American. It is also incorrect in the sense that blacks can come from places BESIDES Africa, like Jamacia. If it's politically correct to call blacks African-American, why not call whites European-American?
*Black guy walks into room*
White Guy- I enjoy the African American rapper Ludicriss
by pissed offed December 17, 2011
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African american invasion force

A group of african americans who leave the projects etc. and invade a gated neighborhood etc. where all the rich people live and plunder and get booty because there rich asses don't know jack squat about the world and a statement needs to be made and a message needs to be sent.
by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011
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Aeries

An artsy, intelligent, sexy, blonde bitch that loves to drive men's sex drive up the wall
Aeries just sent me a message.
by Zombieman212 August 12, 2011
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African monkey tickler

The act of sticking ones penis in a hairy mans ass. Then you tickle him until he defecates on your penis. Then you force the man to suck the other mans penis.
I saw Kyle and Zach today giving each other African monkey ticklers, they looked tired.
by simmondiew November 17, 2010
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african chick

Female gender of African decent. Easily identifiable with the naked eye and ear. Occasionally wears large golden hoop earrings and extremely overpriced name-brand t-shirts that are too tight. Air Jordan shoes and Baby Phat jeans are a major trait among said females, which inevitably leads to 10th grade school fights after school, usually on Fridays since Fridays sometimes offer $10 "free dress day" specials in which said females and their fellow students have the option of not wearing their school uniform apparel.
"I'm an African chick, nigga! See these payants? (Their pronunciation of the word "pants").

Jerone: "That African chick tho! Hooo-weee! Bring dat azzzz here, gurl!"
by Easily Aroused January 15, 2015
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