stump neck

A person who is usually on the chubby side who has a neck that looks like a tree stump aka stump neck.

Gabrielle Iglesias would be an example of a person with a stump neck. Terrio would also work.

by MichaelGregory February 12, 2015

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Super Neck

When you give someone (or someone gives you) a neck so hard that other people around you can hear it echo. When a person says "that's a super neck", the other person usually trys to run away.

David: Isn't Russia the largest country in europe?
Gavin: That's a super neck.
David: NO WAIT!
Gavin: *Gives David a super neck*
Lisa: What was that noise?
Jermey: It was probably someone giving someone else a super neck. It sounded like it was at the end of the hallway.

Also similar to that's a neck.

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016

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Finals Neck

That cramp in your neck that you get after taking and studying for 3+ -hour finals, usually associated with a temporary hunchback and, often, snapping and popping of joints.

Fred: "How obscene is it that our bio final took up the entire 4 hour block?"

Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"

by franzy! October 13, 2011

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Lez neck

A very redneck lesbian, leans towards the special-needs way of life🥴

Who’s the man in the squattd truck, oh never mind that’s just a Lez neck!

by Shisher misher July 16, 2022

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Piston Neck

A man who has a piston as a neck

His head can not stop going up and down because of this

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us, you god darn piston neck”

“You fucking piston neck”

“What are ya? A fucking piston neck?!”

“Get off my land you piston neck”

Or if you are a women

“Get your willy out of my face you piston neck”

“Get off my behind, you piston neck lookin retard”

Honourable mentions

Piston Neck Pete
Piston Neck Willy

by TheHungryShoe September 28, 2020

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