River Pig

A pasty white, googly eye bloated stomach women who looks like a pig because of the water.

She looks like a river pig!
You river pig.
That chick I met last night looked like a river pig.

by JensyD November 13, 2012

pig toe

A pig toe is the more petite, dainty, and, hence, attractive version of the camel toe.

Her tight thong shows off her little pig toe--nice.

by eric torkelson January 25, 2005

spank the pig

code for smoking weed
spank refers to the action (smoking)
Pig refers to the substance (weed)

You guys want to go spank the pig?
Man we spanked so much pig last night

by Elliot Newton123321 February 13, 2008

pig-dog

Typical russian - who is not interested in politics, but would love to invade another country. The person combines the worst qualities and vices of both breeds

Why do keep talking to the pig-dogs? They won't understand humans anyway

by Farmer-humanist March 15, 2022

piss pig

A gay man that loves to drink another mans piss.

Brad is such a fucking piss pig. He drank all of my piss last night!

by I am what I am April 26, 2006

Pig in a blanket

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll

1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket

by Martin March 16, 2005

Pig Period

A period of time lasting up to ten days till the end of the month during which cops are on their menstrual cycle. Much like the female menstruation period, cops become distastefully irritable, and pissy. Additionally, the more severe symptoms do not necessarily mirror that of a woman's cycle. These symptoms are displayed in the extremes and include, but certainly are not limited to: condescension, abrasiveness, anger, aggression, hostility, and in some cases brutality. Simply put, these expressions are a conscious means to provoke people to talk back or to stand up for themselves in a way that the po-po deem intolerable. If this method shows no promise, the victim will be wrongfully accused of something in hopes of receiving admittance. At this point, if a reasonable means to issue a ticket and/or make an arrest is still not found, the bacon will lie about the legality of a potential misdemeanor, ordinance, or felony. The phases of the PMC (Pig Menstruation Cycle) however, are opposite in the progression of stages. Symptomatic changes are most severe in the latter half of the cycle and progressively exacerbate each day. This stage is commonly referred to as PPS, or Postmenstrual Pig Syndrome and usually occurs within the last five days of the month. In essence the pig period is a time of anger and desperation. Desperation to write as many tickets or make as many arrests as needed to sufficiently satisfy their quota; which does exist despite anyone in any position telling you different.

Driver: "Dude, this pig has been riding my ass for the past 3 miles, what the fuck is his problem?"

Passenger: "Dude, the bacon are on their pig period."

by _Yes_ September 9, 2009