A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
Get the dry hump wednesdaymug. by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022
Get the dry humpingmug. by jono_theweirdo March 24, 2021
Get the humpmug. 
by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023
Get the Humping the dogmug. What you call someone who is lacking in the proper amount of force to properly hump with all their might.
"You looked pretty strong I didn't expect you to be such a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."
by IMassTerBaitDaily August 1, 2025
Get the Hump Chumpmug. Long acrylic nails with a curve or "hump" to them. Mostly done in bright colors or dramatic art. Most popular in the early 90s hip hop fashion
by Cha Cha the great August 27, 2021
Get the Hump Nailsmug.