Fuck me like a monkey 

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.

Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.

Fuck me like a monkey by droidlover November 22, 2011

way to fuck up my a

when you are trying to writhe the letter A, and some asshole bumps into you and messes it up

"What are you doing?"
"Just writing the alphabet, i just started"
man bumps into him
"way to fuck up my a"

way to fuck up my a by coronakid July 28, 2009

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it 

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

a little bit of fuck 

1. when you only give a lttle bit of sex

2. a witty statement that can be substituted for: "ain't this a bitch?"

3. to make fun of the irish saying " a little bit of luck" meant to be disrespectful

(to be used with the 3rd context)

X:today ive been sued twice, lost my car, been robbed, and the daily corner-side hoes raised their prices.

Y: well aint that a little bit of fuck?

a little bit of fuck by allothernamesweretaken June 20, 2010

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded 

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded by Beam beam coming home June 18, 2023

fuck you with a rake

A phrase similar to fuck you/me with a chainsaw. A colourful way to express your displeasure with someone. Colloquially, it is most often used between friends, when you are disappointed with their behavior but still retain affection for them. Sometimes used to imply that you really

don't give a fuck about that person.

"freddy! you said you would water my plants while i was out of town. you didn't and now they're all dead! fuck you with a rake, man!"
"dude, fuck you with a rake. if you're going to borrow my car the least you can do is refill the gas tank"
" Greg cut my hours so i don't qualify for benefits; fuck that guy with a rake."
" ah man, fuck me with a rake; i had to wait in line two hours at the dol and then they closed before i could renew my license."

fuck you with a rake by PuckGoodFellow March 5, 2016

Fuck this for a game of soldiers! 

A strange English expression of resignation. I don't know the etymology, though. It really is quite bizarre.

"Aw, fuck this for a game of soldiers!"

Fuck this for a game of soldiers! by Bal-Sagoth July 2, 2004