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Free-tarding

The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.
Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.

Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
by Furious_G November 24, 2018
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bugger tard

A piece of shit stuck to a penis, following anal Sex
"Dude, thought she cleaned up before anal, but afterwards I had a bugger tard stuck to my dick!"

"That person is so annoying. What a bugger yard."
by Paulthecat April 17, 2022
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Blurt-tard

Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.
Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.
by JJRK21 May 16, 2013
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Marble Tard

A person who does not know how to play the game of marbles.
"Hey dude, lets play marbles."

"Alright, how do you play?"

"... Get out of my house, Marble Tard."
by Poptart Dave February 24, 2012
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/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.
How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."
by ThCtzer August 1, 2018
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Tard Pass

When a retard gets to do what they want because they have retarted syndrome.
Matthew: Why does Alexis get to do nothing and pass.
Reames: She has a Tard Pass now shut it.
by NoThoticus March 27, 2019
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tard of the test

When you check the class low on a test and it matches up with your score.
Hey bro.. I got a 53 on the chemistry test. Wait, the class low was a 53.. aw man I'm the tard of the test.
by cyberfazed February 1, 2018
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