Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 24, 2022

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PULLING A FREEMAN

The act of leaving early from work activities.

Amanda wasnt feeling it today, and we caught her pulling a Freeman.... She GONE!

by anonymous November 29, 2022

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pull a handle on someone

To get over on someone such as taking advantage or stealing

" He tried to pull a handle on me "

" Luckily I'm not that stupid "

" He tried to pull a handle on someone "
" Goes to show what his getdown is "

by 408Sanjo November 30, 2022

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Pull a Kelsey

When a writer or creator kills off the main character just for the sake of it with no justifiable reason.

Did you see Billy’s latest story? Can’t believe he had the audacity to pull a kelsey

by Lupusadcor April 21, 2022

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Pull an Avjohn

The act of abandoning friends or family members and lying, manipulating, or gaslighting them. They tend to bail on extremely important plans and events. They say they will complete something or be there for you and then mysteriously stop picking up calls when it is time, a perfect example of their frequent bailing condition. An individual that "pulls an Avjohn" never admits that they are wrong or that they lied even though strong evidence is present to support the victims. These malicious individuals nap to pass time and procrastinate. People who "pull an Avjohn" tend to be loved, so these people are difficult to be upset at.

Jimmy "pulled an Avjohn", but I expected him to so I am not too sad about it.

Of course, I expected you to "pull an Avjohn", you never fail to do so.

by dirtychild666 April 21, 2022

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