cocking a fight

When you say you will have a fight and then not have one

Aye your cocking a fight thought you said you were gonna fight me

by Emily134):7 January 19, 2017

Cock Can

When a mans cock is as thick as a coke can

So how was he Johnnie? Girl I can hardly walk this morning. He’s a real cock can.

by kennclie August 29, 2019

cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street

cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

by stale memes equal stale life March 29, 2017

Cock and scot

The art of having sex with a girl, the cock part, and then leaving her and never replying to her texts again, the scot part.

Last night I pulled a cock and scot on Zoë

by fuckzoe January 16, 2018

Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.

Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!

by BallWasher August 14, 2021

Cock nose

A person who has a nose shaped like a penis

Ted Cruz has a cock nose!

by Dave720 June 22, 2016

big cock

3 inch dick

im 5'10 and i have a big cock

by @valencia__ceja February 10, 2022