Ass Woob

When a friend is acting like a ass and his Woob is his face

Your acting like a Ass Woob

Don't kick me you Ass Woob

What the fuck your acting like an Ass Woob

by The REAL Burger King May 6, 2011

Ass-Spelunker

An individual who's head is up their ass so often, and to such an extensive degree that they may need climbing gear to find their way out

"That asshat has officially become an ass-spelunker"

by T-nig February 20, 2015

Ass Piece

This describes the posterior portion of yours or someone else’s body. In layman’s terms, your buttocks.

"Get your ass piece down here."

by Mutha Medusa December 25, 2007

Crude Ass

When someone gets so mad that they get angry at people for doing nothing.

Bob: **** You Steve!
*Steve washing dishes*
Steve: Dude, Dont be such a Crude Ass

by Tech584 January 18, 2010

peacock ass

Someone who is a show-off. Like he has peacock feathers coming out of his ass.

He is such a fucking peacock ass around the bitches. Everyone hates his guts.

by Reservoir Cat July 22, 2009

ass plower

An individual who surpasses the title of Asshole or even Gaping Asshole. They are pretty much just an incredible douche.

Cool kid 1: You know that kid, Brad Honn?
Cool kid 2: Pft, yeah. He's a total ass plower.

by benandthesounds July 20, 2010

Ass Harvesting

When one bites chunks of ass off

Could also be less literal and just someone who collects asses and mounts them on the wall after mounting them while they were alive.

Guy 1: Yo man what happened to that girl Michelle you were with last night?

Guy 2: Yo man I was ass harvesting that bitch last night!

Guy 1: Nice! ( High fives)

by deadfisherman January 7, 2011