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Your Face

A: You're such a jackass.
B: Your Face is a jackass! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
A: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!
B: Your Face needs to shut the fuck up!!!

A: (storms off) . . .
by SD_KARASU May 2, 2021
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Face Shields

A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”

student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”
by AECH.exe February 19, 2021
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Resting Charlatan Face

Mike "Tiny" Johnson's permanent expression
Appearing on CPAN, Preacher of the House Mike "Tiny" Johnson got his ass chewed out (not in a good way) by furious, conservative callers, who dragged him for filth over keeping the House out-of-session and blocking the Epstein discharge petition. one after the other, angry people told Mike he's a fucking idiot and my dude just sat there with Resting Charlatan Face like he was staring at a Burger King drive-up menu written in French.
by Uncle Joosie October 10, 2025
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pooh-faced

As opposed to po-faced (Urban Dictionary & British dictionaries), pooh-faced is a happy, Happy, HAPPY visage inspired by large intakes of honey, or beer, or wine, or legal dispensary goods that leaves one’s face in a constant grin that causes to observers to smile, even if against their will.
Puck, blazing his ever present pooh-faced for all to see, seemed to dare me not to crack a laugh at the absurdity of each morning’s arrival.
by Darko Vader February 14, 2023
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Face Dump

Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone
My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.
by face dump September 21, 2009
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Face-Ass

Face-Ass was coined by LiL' Gang$ta in 1999. It means to act brainless, similar to the word Dumb-Ass.
Person 1: I need another drink
Person 2: Gotta always have a drink Face-Ass
by NueEnt January 30, 2019
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cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring
by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016
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