head tilt

when one tilts one's head 45 degrees when faced with a mind-numbing, confusing, or unexplainable situation

Bruh...listening to that girl explain a 5 second reason in 10 minutes because of her copious use of the word "like" , just made me head tilt...we need to strike that weird from the vocabulary of everyone, forever.

by gambit_sun September 29, 2019

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Dick head

Jake Paul

Hey did you know that Jake Paul’s a dick head

by Why can I not use your real na April 12, 2020

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Head of Household

The individual in a household with the highest income. The IRS will consider this person the sole provider of the household.

The Head of household has to be responsible.

by OkayMomma October 11, 2019

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STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

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SMH my head

When a person doesn’t know what SMH stands for and wants to sound like they understand abbreviations

SMH my head

by Expert proven October 31, 2023

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Five-head

An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.

"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.

by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016

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