mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

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National give head to a black girl day

To a black girl near you…. Give her some head why don’t ya
For a good cause to make her feel love and appreciated

National give head to a black girl day
Arrington: Do you say BLM? ✊🏾

Person: 👩🏾 🦱
Person2 : 💆🏾 ♀️👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👨

by suckyuhm0dda October 27, 2021

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committing the act of suicide via violently slamming your head in an oven while it's turned on.

person A: "Did someone leave the oven on?"
person B: "HOLY FUCK, TONY JUST COMMITTED OVEN HEAD!!"

by raccoon lord May 03, 2022

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by Niggeefaggot69 February 12, 2018

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Stop on by ,"I'"ve got a couple heads here for you"?

by December 29, 2021

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you’re annoying
“did i ask?”

that wasn’t a logical response you weenie head.

by poopybutt123456 December 04, 2021

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A person who loves candy; someone who eats too much candy

You don't what to know how much of a candy head I am.

by Ck12345 December 02, 2014

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