Spook Cock

The spookiest of cocks.

That man's got a spook cock.

by ComposedGecko June 7, 2025

Cock Yogurt

Another name for Semen.

"So the other night I pulled out on my wife and sent my cock yogurt all over her face."

by Ryan02005 January 12, 2008

Soft cock

Someone who is unwilling to do an activity

Damo won't fight me he's such a soft cock
Scotty won't smoke from a gatorbeug what a soft cock

by Four'n Twenty sucks May 11, 2023

Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair

I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!

by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

Cock snot

Sperm ..cum

She swallowed all of my cock snot

by Panik909 July 30, 2018

Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 9, 2020