ratchet baby

A baby that is very well indeed, ratchet.

Omg she was such a ratchet baby, she kept on trying to act like she was ghetto.

by Sexyasamotherfucker547 April 20, 2018

baby pickle

A cucumber

"John calls it a cucumber, but it's a baby pickle."

by iTwAsAnInSiDeJoB August 31, 2017

Turn-based dweeb game for nerd babies

it's just honkai star rail.

yeah dude i fuckin hate honkai star rail its a Turn-based dweeb game for nerd babies

by VEXNEUTRON March 27, 2024

Paint the Baby

a term used to describe the act of smoking illegal herbs whilst pregnant. the baby is "painted". more commonly used to explain that you are very very high.

"are you baked as a cake?"
"man...i'ma paint the baby"

by ianimo May 23, 2016

Baby-Bird Boofing

When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus

Once at this party, I was Baby-Bird Boofing a full beer with the help of Abigail.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021

Baby Batter

Sperm

I shot a load of Baby Batter all over her face

by darkness757 June 6, 2018

Baby Nipples

An insult that makes somebody question what the fuck is happening.

"Go suck baby nipples"

by B. Nipples August 8, 2018