Selfie facing

Used to describe highly stylized self portraits that only serve to diminish the subjects credibility.

"Really! Who do they think they are? That photo is just selfie facing".

by ScrumpyDan October 08, 2020

elliott-faced

when you get so drunk you do hood rat shit and sleep on a log

I drank so much that i was ELLIOTT-FACED and slept on a log.

by totslog September 20, 2013

Freckled Fuck Face

That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.

That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.

by Homosexual pickle October 16, 2017

Mum Face

A person with a face like a mum or dinner lady; typically plain, old or generally unprepossessing.

Mum Face (n) or Mum Faced (adj) // Mom Faced (U.S)

Boy #1: That girl has a really hot body.

Boy #2: Yeah, but she's totally mum faced.

by PeaHead October 22, 2013

square face cat

A person that has a square face when they cry. there cry sounds like a cat as in (square face cat)

(Cecil)- “holy fok lena your right big ”
(Lena)- “no I’m not stop saying that”

(Cecil)- “you’re big as fuck”

(Lena) - cries and sounds like a cat and makes a funny face when she cries (square face cat).

by Bumblebeetuna April 15, 2024

It's got a face, but no body

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.

Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 15, 2024

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023