April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan
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Get the National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day mug.Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
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Get the National Smush Day mug.July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
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Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
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Get the National boink day mug.National guppie day takes place on august 2nd. It’s to appericate my gorgeous amazing girlfriend. She’s the most beautiful, kind, funny and genuine person you’d ever meet. She’s amazing to be around is going to be an amazing mother one day, I love my guppie. My pretty girl, I love you so much to the moon and back.
No example for y’all, she’s mine and only mine so you can’t be using this name. August 2nd is for her and her only. Too bad so sad, I got the best girl in the world but since I have to. National guppie day is the day you worship and appericate the one and only guppie
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