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National Phone Sex Day

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?
by KonDaDon June 25, 2022
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You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it
You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"
by James_2000 May 2, 2024
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National Hermy Day

08/10/18
โ€œholy shit muffins , itโ€™s national hermy day !โ€
by National Hermy Day August 10, 2018
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National Kiss Samantha Alot Day

April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.
"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™*"
by MayRain April 3, 2023
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National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as you send it befor midnight they HAVE TO send a video of them doing a pantie peel when they see the text. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies
by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022
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National Girlfriend Day

The day of which we all become devoted to out girlfriends (not that we already do that). But theres always a day for that :).
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, its National Girlfriend Day. Let's go on a date.
by theonethatstayed August 1, 2022
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