turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

Base head

Maesean. Caleb. Willie. Basically the whole track team.

The amount of base headed-ness depends on the amount of dumb things a person does in one day. Levels ranging from being a base head to being a based god. Base god being the highest level of being based. Rodrick sykes and johnna (last name) are current holders of the based god title.

Mark and Caleb: lets go to the beach or something

Johnna: what banquet?
Mark: oh gosh you a base head
Caleb: other hand sykes

by Hurdle homie M March 13, 2017

Dick-Head

Teenage boy who’s mutant Dick has grown to an enormous size from birth and is amputated to the head. Also has the hair of what you would find on a grown mans Dick.

Maaannn, look at that big Dick-Head

by Ya Dad lesbian lol November 12, 2018

A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023

Head ass

Layavish

“This bitch layavish is a head ass”

by Nocasper123 April 21, 2019

Banana above head

You know what they say about banana above head? You know what they say about banana above head? You know what they say about banana above head? You know what they say about banana above head?

You know what they say about banana above head?

by Banana above head February 2, 2022

Smack head smasher

Someone who likes to have sexual activity with smack heads

You’re a smack head smasher

by @Jrdznn - insta November 13, 2020