National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th

Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…

by Diligent ElZee September 27, 2022

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 16, 2020

national throw a furry out of the universe day

just throw the bitchhhh

Its national throw a furry out of the universe day! *grabs a furry and loses all hair and become one punch man and throw them out of the universe*

by March 18, 2024

National Fatso Encouragement Summer

Get a fat fuck to go outside, and they can't reject the offer.

"Have you heard of the National Fatso Encouragement Summer? I heard it only works on people with a BMI over 40!"

by rapsmusic August 13, 2024

National bubble slides day

October 6th

Where you where your bubble slides to school and match somebody. National bubble slides day.

by Took yo bitch September 30, 2023

National bubble slides day

September 21st.

Where you where your bubble slides to school and match somebody. National bubble slides day.

by Took yo bitch September 20, 2023