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get out of jail free card

When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"

This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025
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Getting Slinky

Mixing fluids with another person so that your pure enzymes get mad at you.
"I cannot believe they are getting slinky already. That is so immature."
by #Gretle November 16, 2025
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Getting JFK

Receiving fellatio in the back of a car, particularly mind blowing fellatio
I was getting JFK on the way to church.
by fallepay November 17, 2025
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get ILIASed

The anger caused by navigating slow websites that fully reload everytime you click on something. For example, it takes seven full page reloads to log into ILIAS and reach this forum. As a synonym for people outside of KIT, I would coin the term "page reload rage".
I get ILIASed everytime I log in. It took seven full page reloads to get to this forum!
by Danlod2 November 18, 2025
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