Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

head?

you are sitting on the chair and your girl is sucking on your dick and she chokes

Jack : can I get Head?
ema: ok

also ema : * sucks penis*

by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ October 19, 2020

nappy-headed ho ho ho

A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.

If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

National Head day

National head day falls on august 7th you and your partner have to each give each other head. Like wicked good head. Eat that dick eat that pussy

Hey babe today is National head day you know what that means 🤫

by Your moms crib August 2, 2021

banana bread head

When the banana bread is just so gooey that you put it in your mouth and suck a fat cock

“Man Taylor gives the best banana bread head”

by taylork18853 September 15, 2020

handkerchief-head negro

a subservient, role-playing, white-stereotyped black person. A lone black person in a friend group of white people.

That underclassman Liam is a handkerchief-head negro to all the white popular kids at lunch.

by Deblack Man December 13, 2023

big head bastards

The most elite group of people in the universe.

Do you know the BHB group?: Yes , I love the big Head Bastards

Random person:They seem like such fun people
God:they are

by M vee November 3, 2019