Pyramid Head

noun

: an act of fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis in which a physical manifestation of ones Id performs said act, while donning a Pyramid shaped helm :

variants: Pye Ehdding (British Vulgar Slang)

Ancient Egyptian "9to5"

*Not to be confused with the more common "Sleeping Pyramid Head" in which the same act is performed , except the head of the Id is sat upon to cause numbness. Similar to "the Stranger" : vvww.selfgrowth.net/articles/masturbation-magic-the-stranger-technique

From "Sweaters to Freedom", an op-ed penned by Bill Cosby for the Washington Post:

I was in a little town by the name of Silent Hill with my Daughter Cleo, and our car broke down. We entered a service station and a fancy triangular shredded figure appeared. He then began sucking my hog dry of all life. I exclaimed, "oouuu Cleo! Ima gettin that Pyramid Head, dontcha know!

by Scoopy8675309 August 26, 2022

Head tech

Software used by government to listen and experiment on the public’s mind.

Usually thought of as schizophrenia for the people experimented on.

“We hooked him up to our head tech to see what he is thinking.”

by Are we in the matrix July 15, 2019

Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.

"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".

by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023

huh-head

someone who's thought process is slowed down due to being high on pot.

Don't sit around and be a huh-head. Get off your ass and do something with yourself.

by mr3legs December 9, 2008

FAT HEAD

One George Bishop Esquire, recognised internationally as somewhat of a celebrity due the gigantic nature of his massive swede.

Reverence to his beloved mother who passed such a mighty nog.

Person 1: Gee due did you see that Fat Head
Person 2: Yeah he’s a real George Bishop

by Rassclat October 24, 2019

long headed

someone who either

a) has a long head
b) you want to insult and don’t have anything to insult them with

Jessica: your such a long headed idiot
Megan: •_•

by um....yeh October 3, 2019

bobble head

Some dipshit that shakes his head in agreement when he has no fucking clue what your talking about

I told Mohamed to through the garbage , he said yes ,yes shook his bobble head and went outside

by oldrusty October 6, 2015