Scrunch face

Scrunch face is at the same time you need to shot and Gary at the same time and you face looks like a 95 year old prune

Kid 1 bro he’s such a scrunch face

Kid 2 yea

by KONVERT July 22, 2022

Butter face

Pronounced: BUH-terr face.

Noun: When the female sex has an exceptionally attractive body but her (Butter) face is extremely unattractive i.e. Mexican half grown mustache, moles , acne ect.

Damn that body looks fine! Oh man, butter face

by ShallowMale March 2, 2014

Face-pull

The act of taking a large mouthful of liquor (of any kind) to the face. It must come straight from the bottle, no exceptions. If possible, remove the slow-pour device installed on such a bottle. A true face pull is taken at the maximum liquor flow rate possible. After completing a face-pull one is to repeat the process and demand that another fellow partygoer does the same.
Origin: Boulder, Colorado, USA

"Hayden, I just missed my flight to Boulder to buy a handle of Belvedere. I hope you realize the second you walk in the door you are taking a face-pull."

"Fuck, ok I guess you are right."

VIVA LA FACE-PULL

by Time is always money March 27, 2012

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Smiley Face

Something so charmingly beautiful you can perform oral sex to it.

"When I draw a simple smiley face, it's adorable. Look at it. So cute I can stick my penis in its mouth."
- Ralph Sepe

by Anony. Res June 28, 2023

Double faced entendre

Some one who has two totally different personalities. One side being the one they use with you being and angel but as soon as you’re not around they’re a devil.

Person 1: Dude you need to leave her, she’s a double faced entendre

Person 2: What dies that even mean?
Person 1: it means you haven’t seen the other crappy side of her

by Definition Monger September 26, 2021

Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024