Wet Dog

A wet top is a term used to define a characteristic of a white person.

"Oh did you know, Jay doesn't wash his ass with water after he has had a shit!"

"Ew thats proper wet dog behaviour you know!"

by Hahahaahah12334676 December 24, 2017

Dog Jaw

When someone gives such a sloppy blowjob it's like your dog licking peanut butter off your balls.

Man that bitch was drooling so crazy she had such a dog jaw..

by Ibuddhaaa November 29, 2021

dog

either the cutest thing in existence or the bane of your existence

"my dog peed all of my house"
"my dog is so cute i died"

by [e-mail] December 17, 2022

Dog park

Work place where most people spend time smelling asses, gossiping, and rolling in the shit they find, real or imagined. Bosses use it to control the "pack", to let the pack feel they have meaning in low paying, mundane occupations.

I'm off to the dog park to get my ass sniffed, and maybe have it licked by the boss.

by Butt Conner March 9, 2023

green chili dog

Eco-friendly environmentally conscience dog products and services; green pet practices; green dog products and nutritional suppliments; dogs owned by green chili eco-friendly people.

That is a green chili dog bed, it is made out of recycled materials. Look at that green chili dog, his owner is totally picking up after him; that is a green chili dog, he has a green chili for an owner.

by planet green man June 13, 2010

Mad Dogging

To give someone a mad dog (the beverage) and have them chug it in one go.

This mofo won’t stop mad dogging me at 10am, what a dick.

by James (Dukes) Madison May 10, 2024

dogs

animals that are better than cats
they have fur and are cute

Dogs are better than cats.

by s i x t y n i n e February 15, 2022