not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"

A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog

by TokenIranian March 21, 2016

California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.

Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog was amazing last night!

by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

hot dog ramen bowl

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.

Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowl” last night.

by Meater1234 December 31, 2023

Cookie da dog

Cookie is so cute CoOkIe Is So CuTe COOKIE IS SO CUTTETTETETETETETETETEETTETETE
Halp

Cookie is so cuteeee.I love you cookie Idc if I'm annoying 😋😋😋😋😋😼❤🙃🍑😼🍑💔💀🙄💀🙄❤✨🍑⚠🙏⚠💲💲⚠💲🍑😏❤😂🍑 omg help

Cookie is such a cute dog so try not.to die of cuteness

A female dog

Cookie da dog is so cute I want to squish her and hug her heleppelepelel

by Whyareyoulookingat August 19, 2023

Like dogs' nails

Something that grows very quickly.

"I haven't seen you in months, you're like dogs' nails!"

by SpoodleNoodleDoodle December 12, 2022

sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

hot dog

The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.

That is a hot dog ass man.

by dumsol November 27, 2016