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Cock

Meaning 1: Commonly referred to as 'Cock', roosters fertilize eggs and make obnoxious noises at five fucking o'clock in the goddamn morning

Meaning 2: You all know this one - it is also referred to as Penis, Doodle, Willy, Dick or 'that thing with the white creamy stuff'.
1: The cock woke me up AGAIN! Can we sell him? OR EAT HIM!!!

2: Your cock is so long, I work on mine every day but I cannot do anything to make it bigger. Also, what is the milk that my wife seems to love drinking after she rubs my cock into a glass?
by ihavecock2384 November 23, 2023
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Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.
"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."
by NateTube8 November 17, 2011
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cock block

Oh you were cock blocked? By who? ... Oh! Robbie Burns was there..
by BoysNYC November 6, 2012
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Cock Watching

verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.

This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.

person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?

person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.

person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
by NungaBungas March 12, 2024
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Kt Cock

A very angry kid on discord who hates furries with a passion.
Oh god its that a Kt Cock in our discord server?
(Kt Cock) FUCK THOSE FURRY NI-
by jjbendy123 May 6, 2021
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Kurt cock-bain

Someone who kills themself while singing smells like teen spirit by Olivia Rodgers
IS THAT KURT COBAIN? No that's a Kurt cock-bain
by Wash ur eyes June 27, 2024
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cock

Quit being a dirty little thot looking for shit you already know. It's a fucking chicken, a rooster, male chicken, it's a cock. Not what most cum sluts ask for or see everyday. Periodt luv.
cum slut, thot, dirty, periodt, luv, cock
by pwussiboi April 23, 2020
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