National pimp day

A national holiday that comes once a year on the beautiful day of November 7. We celebrate this day for big pimp which is the mr meaty. So errrbody get yo pimpin on ya diiiggg!!!

Wassup big pimp

Wassup nigglet

You on tha pimpin shi huh?
Hell yeah it’s national pimp day homie

by Bigmrmeatpimp November 6, 2019

National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

National Give a Girl a Hoodie Day

National give a girl a hoodie day is November 22nd. So give a girl a hoodie so she's not cold

National Give a Girl a Hoodie day- She was shivering so I gave her my hoodie

by Chicken090908764 November 19, 2020

National bulge pic day

Send Pics to your friends of your bulge on April 5

Bulge - Imprint of your dick in your underwear

National bulge pic day

by Tyrone8864 April 5, 2024

National Blowjob day

May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day

John: Hey its National blowjob day

Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed

John: WooHoo

by WASSERMAN May 6, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

National 0.5 day

National 0.5 day is a day to be twerked on and take a 0.5

Friend: it’s National 0.5 day let me twerk on you and take a 0.5

by National 0.5 day October 3, 2023