by 4realthough February 11, 2024

It is a dog and if it sees you or catches you outside and you don't run then it will chase you down and fuck you. If you successfully run away then it will find someone else to fuck.
by Potato Poper February 6, 2017

It can be a big ball of fluff or not. They can be mean sometimes it they can be the sweetest thing ever. They are lazy af. PITBULLS ARE NOT EVIL! They are nice. They're only mean if you treat them bad.
"I have a pet dog."
by rayray6033 November 29, 2020

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.
Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.
by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022
