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Get the Dirty Zara mug.Zara is a kind person. They are very nice and friendly. they talk a lot but in a good way and they are extremely supportive of your choice. If they think you're doing something wrong, they will let you know so you won't get hurt. Zara is a very funny girl and always laughing in every second she gets. Don't ever hurt a Zara because they are such precious creatures and are amazing people who care about everyone. They walk with no shame and don't care what anyone else thinks.
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Get the zarg mug.A native of the local cheap pool shop known as "Talk and Walk". The Zarp is common around these parts and can often be fond chatting to a certain boldilox known as Booby Bobby.
As Talk and Walk is like a second (or first?) home to the Zarp, it is rumored that in his will he has asked to be buried in the pool table contained within the shop.
When eventually Zarp is buried in this table, and someone buys a game of pool and releases the pool balls from the bottom, they may find that one of the balls is in fact Zarp's eyeball. In this case they should not be alarmed as the real pool ball is stuck in Zarp's eye socket in his skull.
In addition, when you walk past Zarp's real house on your way to a revision session in school, you might find that his whole family come to the door in their pyjamas to call you from the other side of the road to their house. Yes, it is fairly weird.
As Talk and Walk is like a second (or first?) home to the Zarp, it is rumored that in his will he has asked to be buried in the pool table contained within the shop.
When eventually Zarp is buried in this table, and someone buys a game of pool and releases the pool balls from the bottom, they may find that one of the balls is in fact Zarp's eyeball. In this case they should not be alarmed as the real pool ball is stuck in Zarp's eye socket in his skull.
In addition, when you walk past Zarp's real house on your way to a revision session in school, you might find that his whole family come to the door in their pyjamas to call you from the other side of the road to their house. Yes, it is fairly weird.
Who is that evil talking to Booby?
It MUST be Zarp
Where the hell is Zarp?
There is only one place where he could be - and that place is Booby land i.e. Talk and Walk.
Zarp's mum:
Where is Zarp today? He hasn't come home from school....
Zarp's brother:
Don't worry mum, he is with his pal Booby at Booby's shop!
Zarp's dad:
Oh no! We're going bankrupt and I don't know where the money is being spent!
Zarp's brother:
Don't worry dad! Zarp is wasting it all on thousand's of 1 pound-a-game matches at Booby's local.
Mum, why is that boy walking bent?
Can't you see his leg son; it's bent!
It MUST be Zarp
Where the hell is Zarp?
There is only one place where he could be - and that place is Booby land i.e. Talk and Walk.
Zarp's mum:
Where is Zarp today? He hasn't come home from school....
Zarp's brother:
Don't worry mum, he is with his pal Booby at Booby's shop!
Zarp's dad:
Oh no! We're going bankrupt and I don't know where the money is being spent!
Zarp's brother:
Don't worry dad! Zarp is wasting it all on thousand's of 1 pound-a-game matches at Booby's local.
Mum, why is that boy walking bent?
Can't you see his leg son; it's bent!
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Zara is a very pretty girl that doesn’t know her worth. She often falls for the bad guys because they look the best but the truth is they treat her like shit. One day she will learn from her mistakes and start making the right decision. Zara is very smart but can be a bit silly when with friends and family.
She has nice hair but no bum. She has a chest of a 9 year old boy and if you put her In a bush full of sticks she will blend in
She has nice hair but no bum. She has a chest of a 9 year old boy and if you put her In a bush full of sticks she will blend in
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