Ass wipe

A very amazing person. That is usually right. All of the time. They are mightier than the lord tachanka

Tachanka enters the room: everybody stares in amazement at the lord himself. An ass wipe enters the room: people will run over the lord tachanka to get a glimpse of the stunning ass wipe herself

by Blazed on a kayak September 7, 2019

Wipe yo ass wid it

To tell someone that you heavily disagree with them.

“Coke is way better than Pepsi.”
“WIPE YO ASS WID IT!”

by BboiSnakeSauce February 8, 2024

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024

Ass wipe

penn in aSS THen WipE

Mooma eat myt aasss hole with the ass wipe

by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020

Curtain Wiping

When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.

I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.

by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018

Wipe Wednesday

Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg

I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday

by rn30 April 20, 2024

wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.

Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.

by aveman0204 June 14, 2016