Trombone wanker

Isla mckellar.

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker

by Reptile penis June 30, 2019

Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

party wanker

The act of masturbating (wanking) whilst in a party with your mates, that are in earshot of your moaning through the headset.

I came back and put on my headset and was greeted with vigorous sexual noises coming from a member (Kellah) in the party. Kellah is a blooming party wanker!

by brendanmeagher April 20, 2020

wanker

someone that busts caps too often, used as an insult. can be used as an insult even if the insulted does not nut often.

WANKER!!! WANKA!!! YOU'RE A WILLY WANKER OF WISCONSIN ARENT YOU!!! I identify as a wanker because I commit wank.

by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025

suck my wanker

Meaning "Suck my penis" in slang.

Issac: Suck my wanker. Me: Shutup

by Issacthebootyhole December 22, 2016

wanker jumper

a person who jumps from dick to dick

Stacy is such a wanker jumper, she's been with everyone.

by hazeleyestiredeyes July 30, 2018

Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022