wanker

a really good looking person

wow! the guy over there is a real wanker!

by dragonhunter44 July 14, 2019

purple wanker

a purple wanker is the only of its kind. it likes to get naked and paint itself purple and run out in public and scream LOOK IM A PURPLE WANKER

look at that guy over there i bet he is a purple wanker

by The Wap Goblin May 17, 2016

wankers mouth

Some alpha Irish traveller slams for sexy hippy pirate guys

Fuck man you suck a wankers mouth Grrrrr

by Shnookywook July 17, 2023

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

Wanker

Dick in bum wanker

Hehr wanker

by Hahahehrkdkemjsjahhahah October 4, 2020

Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.

At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”

by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024

Wanker

Called to a person who masterbates or as a derogatory term.
Taken from the Russian word WANKA (pronounced : Shapka) meaning hat or headwear.

You're a wanker.
Shut up you wanker

by Nashwell October 1, 2020