Wanking Hankie

A piece of material using to collect sperm after wanking

Can be used numerous times, although washing after each use is suggested

Don't touch that, It's Ali's Wanking Hankie

by roblewisuk December 18, 2007

spider wank

to come in your hand and then throw at someone like spider man shooting a web

i wanked in my hand and throw at my girlfriends face which is a spider wank

by woody1984 October 19, 2007

tit wank

when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect penis up and down the middle of them.

Bernard- "Cor' Blimey Did I Give Margeret A fuckin' Last Night. And A Neat Tit Wank!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

Power Wank

To stand in front of a full size mirror, only wearing a viking helmet and 'wank' solidly for 10 minutes while listening to 'The Ride Of The Valkyries' (the one from Apocalypse Now)

Person A - "I had an awsome power wank last night"
Person B - "Wierdo"

by Jonnie66 September 12, 2008

Sick Wank

Having a standard masturbation session with one big difference, either during, or as you ejaculate (depending on the preference of the individual) you are vomiting or wretching due to illness or forced regurgitation.

I had an amazing sick wank the other day, managed to chunder just as I came it was magic.

by Disgraceful bus driver April 5, 2011

Gorilla Wank

Furious two handed masturbation whilst grunting like a gorilla, most likely by a retard

Peter Gains:A Gorilla Wank is by A dim-witted male who feverishly wanks like there is no tomorrow.

by martin excell June 20, 2010

Swanky Wank

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

by greg March 28, 2004