Butt wank

1.An insult to some one when they've done something stupid
2.Or when a women masterbates the penis with her but cheeks

1.Craig your such a butt wank
2.Phillip can't get any so he gets Jennings to give him a butt wank

by The one and only Dawesmister April 1, 2004

spider wank

to come in your hand and then throw at someone like spider man shooting a web

i wanked in my hand and throw at my girlfriends face which is a spider wank

by woody1984 October 19, 2007

tit wank

when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect penis up and down the middle of them.

Bernard- "Cor' Blimey Did I Give Margeret A fuckin' Last Night. And A Neat Tit Wank!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

Power Wank

To stand in front of a full size mirror, only wearing a viking helmet and 'wank' solidly for 10 minutes while listening to 'The Ride Of The Valkyries' (the one from Apocalypse Now)

Person A - "I had an awsome power wank last night"
Person B - "Wierdo"

by Jonnie66 September 12, 2008

Sick Wank

Having a standard masturbation session with one big difference, either during, or as you ejaculate (depending on the preference of the individual) you are vomiting or wretching due to illness or forced regurgitation.

I had an amazing sick wank the other day, managed to chunder just as I came it was magic.

by Disgraceful bus driver April 5, 2011

Gorilla Wank

Furious two handed masturbation whilst grunting like a gorilla, most likely by a retard

Peter Gains:A Gorilla Wank is by A dim-witted male who feverishly wanks like there is no tomorrow.

by martin excell June 20, 2010

wank wall

A wall, usually in ones bedroom, with erotic images attached to it.

"This portrait of Maggie Thatcher is going on my wank wall for sure!"

by dogboy1 May 27, 2008