bob's your uncle

uh i guess bob is your uncle or something

"Bob's your uncle mate!"
What the fuck?

by Bob (your uncle) January 6, 2022

uncle-daddy

when your mom got nailed by your uncle.. that union produced you.. hence uncle-daddy..

My uncle-daddy is taking me to the zoo with my cousin-brother

by tabbacocubano April 3, 2011

Uncle Fucker

A person who fucks his/her uncle andit is on"South Park Bigger,Longer,and Uncut" sung by Terrence and Phillip.

You don't work or mow your lawn.
You fuck your uncle all night long.

by Gonads Hahahahaha April 3, 2004

Uncle Scott

one badass uncle. teacher of viking warlords and crushing midgets with sausage fingers.

sausage fingers, uncle scott

by ticketmasterjen February 19, 2009

Uncle Pete

A noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house. There once was actually an Uncle Pete who repeatedly shitted at others' houses, but his exact name and time of existance has been lost over time.

Can you pause the movie for a few minutes? I gotta go take an Uncle Pete.

by Doo Brown March 13, 2007

Uncle Euan

An act where one extremely drunk person gets rather excited in a sexual manner to the point where they chase after people for hugs and the like.

"Come give Uncle Euan a hug"
"Uncle Euan loves you"

by El Loto March 12, 2005

Velvet Uncle

Bang a girl doggy style, while hold her hair with one hand. Pull out and cum on your free hand, pull her hair and slick it back with your man goo.

That slutty girl I met at the OTB, I gave her a nasty velvet uncle then kicked her out.

by Nelson_M October 19, 2006