A term used when someone is going through a rough time in their life or in deep trouble; this term would be used as a term of sympathy. In reference to the area of the taint, specifically on a male.
Honey, you are really in the taint right now.
You lost your keys? Dude, you are totally in the taint!
You lost your keys? Dude, you are totally in the taint!
by Vrap Poop Tongue December 17, 2012
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Guy #1: Look at that chick over there. Would ya?
Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM TAINTED LOVE!
Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?
Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.
Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?
(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)
Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM TAINTED LOVE!
Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?
Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.
Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?
(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)
by Big Papi October 16, 2008
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A ficticious strain of marijuana specifically designed to make your over-zealous client look like a real shmuck in front of anyone who has the time of day to listen to him discuss his weed.
Adam: Yo do you know where I could cop any mexican taint-lick? it's a hybrid between mexican shwag and inbetweenis.
by Jackson Christopher June 28, 2007
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Get the tainty mug.A sex position in which a toothpick is stuck down the tip of your penis and a marshmallow is stuck into the crevices of the girls Anal cavity during anal sex the goal is to stick the toothpick into the marshmallow and with drawl it from her ass hole
by Jackhasaids May 26, 2018
Get the Tenneseee taint tickler mug.A phrase to capture the complete fullness of a total uninhibited, unabashed male erection, brought about not merely by the visual image of a sexy woman, but by her inner beauty and the deep attraction created by long distance written communication that has resulted in a deep mental connection that touches a man's inner core so intensely that his fantasies exceed his wildest imagination. The erection is felt as exceeding pressure, as though about to burst through the skin at both the tip of the penis as well as the base at the taint--the fullest erection possible in a male.
Your words are so seductive--the way you respond to me, receive and accept me so completely, and stir in me these driving fantasies that anything is possible between us and more! You've touched me so deeply and I'm so helplessly and inetensely attracted to you as I've never been to anyone before. Damn, girl, you've got me bursting erect, tip-to-taint!
by jauntyone August 4, 2010
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by Dark Prime June 23, 2006
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