Mushroom willy

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.

Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"

by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014

J WILLY

Often referred to as being the gayest member of a group. Likes dick alot.

"see that gay kid over there, that must be J WILLY"

by Hot Dudes November 14, 2022

Sticky Willy

Scottish term for a sticky plant you may find growing out the side of the street. (Aka cleavers/Galium aparine)

Plants are usually picked up and stuck to any other unfortunate soul nearby

“You’ve got a sticky Willy stuck on your leg”

by Somecuntelse May 20, 2021

willy wopper

Willy whopper is my dick with a purple condom on it

Wow fam you have a Willy wopper

by Spicey man June 2, 2017

ben willis

A fat person,Usually red head.Loves to joke around and troll people.Has an annoying laugh,and has a hard time getting girls.Athletic but at the same time can't seem to get skinny,Builds muscle under the fat making it look fatter or bulky.

Ben Willis looks like an over grown tomato but is a very good football player.

by That white kid October 4, 2016

wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018

Cousin willy

Nickname gave to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany in the BBC's rap "The cause of World War One! Origins: Rap Battle | WW1 Uncut - BBC" by king Georges V of Great Britain, today it's sometime used as a reference/joke in history meme circles, along with the German war dance of the same song, by the way the account of the same name is the 3rd most liked comment of this video.

Kaiser Wilhelm II: Still proud of my german war dance 108 years later
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly

by Myri from the E.U. January 13, 2023