skeezy stoner

a term in which to describe someone with an overwhelming need for instant gratification, which can only be filled by a good amount of THC intake (preferably via blunt, or bowl.) Symptoms of a 'skeezy stoner' include 1: Constantly asking if you have five on it, while never actually having five of it him or herself. 2: Never asking to hit it (as in 'always assumes he or she can hit it'.)

Look at that Sean kid. He's such a skeezy stoner. "What do we want him to do?! DIE SAD!!!"

by suckleonmuhteet May 08, 2009

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Stoner Cab

Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab

Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night

by The Drunk Viking July 31, 2020

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Stoner error

Making an error in judgment while high.

Player 1 puts down a so-so Scrabble word, leaving the Triple Word Score wide open for Player 2, who then uses it to score an obscene amount of points.
Player 1: "Dammit! Stoner error."

by stonererror July 05, 2011

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