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Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.
Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021
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Slow

Moving slower than others, or used in a derogatory term by people under the height of 5'3"
Henry: "Isn't Colonel Sanders the Taco Bell guy?"
Magnus: "Are you slow~?"
by jordstkjhbouboub March 21, 2023
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Slow roastin

Jacking off with another person in the room quietly so they don't hear
My roommate always has his pregnant girl friend in the room so I've been slow roastin it
by Hard and nasty March 5, 2014
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slow wise

an awsome grandpaw he is a hard worker defnleat loving and loves horses
i love slow wise and alwas will
by dylan ray ray February 7, 2018
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Slow meat sunday

A large cut of meat, typically beef or pork roasted/simmered for a long period of time on a Sunday afternoon for a traditional family dinner.
Roast beef, Pork tenderloin, Pot roast

"Everyone knows it's slow meat sunday"
by tbs/redapple September 30, 2012
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slow bleach

When racist new management comes in and decides to subversively eliminate all POC under the guise of “meeting the current and future needs” of the cOrPoRaTiOn.
“These new leaders tryna slow bleach. It’s a shame that they don’t value diversity of thought and experience.”
by Dag roll 86 June 18, 2024
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Slow asf

worthless piece of shit when it comes to doing/planning anything

& that’s why no one asks you how to do things.
by goldskn December 28, 2020
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