Smochină Smooch Scale

First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").

As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.

The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
"So, Fred, tell us. How does she rate on the Smochină Smooch Scale?"
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food chubb scale

On A scale from 1-10 describing how good a food dish looks.
I give that ribeye a 10 on the food chubb scale.
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The humble scale

Announcing that oneself is "humble" actually makes him/ her/ them less humble. The more that one self-proclaims "humility," the less humble that person is in reality. This is the essence of a "humble person," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of humble = 1 - self-proclaimed humble level
Mike: *calls himself "humblemike"*
Mike's friends: "Mike clearly isn't that humble. According to the humble scale, I think his humble level just dropped to 3%"
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At Scale

Throwing more engineers at a problem that has already been solved long ago
Bill, we gotta figure out how to run this website at scale! This is new and exciting and we're going to have tons of users!
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Female 1-10 scale

A scale on which a female's attractiveness is rated. 1 being the worst, 10 being the best.
"Hey did you see the new girl? She's hot!!!"
"Yeah, on the female 1-10 scale I'd give her an 8/10"
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Biccy scale

One would compare events in life to a certain biscuit which would be then rated by that individuals taste
I would rate you an Oreo on the biccy scale
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Bot Scale

A scale system typically from “1-10” to average one’s level of consciousness, self awareness and intelligence within one’s being , this scale is advised over the common “attractive scale” to prevent time wasting and furthering understanding of the subject to the “Bot Scale” , not to be confused with the “personality scale “ this scale is strictly to judge one’s level of stability
Jimmy : yo ,how was ur date with that baddie, you definitely scored a 10/10
Tarik : yeah she’s attractive, but she’s definitely not all the way there , she like 3/10 on the bot scale .
Jimmy: DANGGGGG
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