Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020
Get the Hairy Anal Baconmug. A Curly haired male who sits shirtless in front of the telly playing on his xbox all day long. Has extremely hairy shoulders and can usually name most of the weapons from call of duty.
by herpsderpyherp October 12, 2011
Get the señor hairy-shouldersmug. by Bromie74 July 22, 2021
Get the Hairy dad gamesmug. by tommyw277 January 17, 2015
Get the Hairy Nosed Wombatmug. When you trim your pubes in the bathtub and stuff as many clippings as you can into your belly button.
by Carl Drogo April 4, 2015
Get the hairy belly buttonmug. by Caught Hairy Handed December 30, 2015
Get the caught hairy handedmug. Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.
The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.
by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020
Get the Hairy Lightning Strikemug.