Stephen Colbert IS infinity win. He is the epitome. The most epic. The most basic definition of win.
The infinite win.
The infinite win.
by Teh Nibblorz September 9, 2010

by DDrac April 29, 2011

by moleculec March 28, 2011

A player that has a high tendency of winning. This player may not always be on top with numbers but his effects are essential.
He hasn't shot all game and he just drained the three with 2 minutes left in the game.. "that's because he's a winning player"
One of my bottom frags just clutched in a sudden death round " He's a winning player"
One of my bottom frags just clutched in a sudden death round " He's a winning player"
by Siqk March 11, 2024

The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.
Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.
Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.
Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.
Person 2: Nah, I'd win.
Person 2: Nah, I'd win.
by Modimodo May 7, 2024

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.
Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"
by Romie_777 November 23, 2022

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
