by Caz_B February 04, 2008
by Getbirddogedbitch! November 30, 2020
An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.
by hot97rocksmyworld February 15, 2014
by Wankmaster95 December 01, 2015
This scenario would play out when two consenting adults decide to engage in anal sex. The guy pulls out when he's finished and decides not to clean off any poo remnants that may have collected on his shaft and instead falls asleep. When the aforementioned gentleman wakes up, he is greeted with morning wood, he then notes that the hardened dried poo appears to look like flakes of rust... hence a solid rusty.
Corey really regretted forgoing cleanup after last nights romp with Morgan, when he woke up with a solid rusty.
by Underdog7112 October 20, 2019
1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.
2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine
2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine
1.
Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.
2.
Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.
Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.
2.
Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.
by nakker December 14, 2009
The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.
by DazCaz2 May 22, 2015