A woman in her mid-thirties that resides in Silverdale, Washington. A silverdale mom has 3 to four children all of which play soccer. Her wardrobe consists of tight fitting workout clothes that all reveal her enlarged fupa. She shops at traders joes, visits the hair salon, and chats with friends at the local Starbucks on the daily. She owns an unreasonable number of Home Goods throw pillows and always stays up to date with Martha Stewart's latest seasonal DIY decorations.
" Hey Deb, you meeting with the girls at the Y later this afternoon?"
"Oh sorry Carrie not today! I have to pick up the boys from their soccer match and stop by Trader Joes to buy some all natural, vegan, no gmo, chicken tenders."
-excerpt from a Silverdale Mom convo
"Oh sorry Carrie not today! I have to pick up the boys from their soccer match and stop by Trader Joes to buy some all natural, vegan, no gmo, chicken tenders."
-excerpt from a Silverdale Mom convo
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A female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. Often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party's relationship status or their day-to-day routine.
Elisabeth: My mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!
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by Studlyness15 November 12, 2012
Get the Magic Mom mug.1 to be so absorbed in family life that a mother becomes completely detached and even lethargic when it comes to her personal self; to be selfless to the point of self neglect; to lose your individuality to the collective
2 the compulsive need to mother everything you encounter, whether spouses, children, animals, inanimate objects or complete strangers; the compulsive need to tell the world how it should be living it's life;the propensity to believing that everything you encounter somehow NEEDS your advice and will otherwise perish into oblivion without your help
2 the compulsive need to mother everything you encounter, whether spouses, children, animals, inanimate objects or complete strangers; the compulsive need to tell the world how it should be living it's life;the propensity to believing that everything you encounter somehow NEEDS your advice and will otherwise perish into oblivion without your help
by princessgrace August 17, 2011
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- why haven't you been able to chill bro?
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- because I'm a real bro and putting in mom hours at work to save up for the new cod.
by Jman5670 June 23, 2011
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